There are two cats peacefully snoozing on the shelf next to the computer. The Bear and Squid finally took my hint and have made themselves scarce. Aaaah, just what I wanted. Crap, now what do I do? I guess post from pics the week.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Mommy Needs a Break
Holy cow, it's been quite a week! I look back over it and can't seem to recall just exactly what was accomplished. It's all a blur. But I know it was insanely busy! But right now, I've put it all behind me and am forcing some quiet time upon the household!
There are two cats peacefully snoozing on the shelf next to the computer. The Bear and Squid finally took my hint and have made themselves scarce. Aaaah, just what I wanted. Crap, now what do I do? I guess post from pics the week.

There are two cats peacefully snoozing on the shelf next to the computer. The Bear and Squid finally took my hint and have made themselves scarce. Aaaah, just what I wanted. Crap, now what do I do? I guess post from pics the week.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
It's time to typity-type-type-type. About what? I really don't know. I just need some stress relief. I can't imagine why. All I've done tonight since working all day and battling traffic was go to the gym, mow the lawn, fix a stray-spraying sprinkler, watch Adam Lambert kick butt on American Idol, and drive two kids to fourteen places. I mean, typical day, right? Why be stressed? So how to decompress? Write meaningless entries on this blog. Yes, I think that will suit me just fine.
May is already half way through, and it still seems like it should be January. Today I wrote 2008 on no less than four documents. I'm still not used to 2009. Pitiful! The time is flying by so quickly that I'm getting a little dizzy! If I sit and make plans to stay ahead of the curve, I've sat and planned for too long and missed another day. Of all the years to fly by, this is the one we'd pick. Naturally we want Stretch's deployment to come and go quickly. However, I'm afraid that next year will only breeze by more quickly. How do we slow it down?
Maybe a cabin in Montana? Along the Missouri River?
Yes, that will do quite nicely.
Yes, that will do quite nicely.Or how about peacefully gazing on while the horses mosey by:
Oh Squidles, someday, you'll have horsies of your own. Refer back to that Montana thought!I know, there's one thing that always makes me smile:
A gorgeous, red tulip! And the smile gets bigger when I brag that, not only did I take this photo, I did the Photoshop editing too.Sunday, May 3, 2009
Kittens in My Everything!
You know those teeny-tiny little toy cats? Not Littlest Pet Shop, even tinier. They are called Kittens in My Pocket. Or, for you weird dog lovers, they have Puppies in My Pocket. It is naturally safe to assume that if you have little girls at home who love cats, these toys will make in into your life eventually. Well, at my house, they make it into my life frequently.
Just when I least expect it, one of my daughters strategically places one of these feline miniatures where Mom will run into it. The best part is: nobody says a word. These critters could be hanging out for days waiting for me to find them. They end up in the most random hide-outs that you can't help but break down laughing when you find them.


One evening, I came home from work and walked in the garage door. Sitting on the dryer inside the door was an upside-down, red, plastic cup with a note on top. "For Mom. Don't worry, it's not a spider or anything gross." Under the cup sat one of the tiny cats.
On another occassion, my sweet daughter must have picked up the vibe that I was having a particularly awful day. When I approached the door to the house, there hanging from the garage door opener button wires were two little kittens. I immediately forgot my troubles and thanked God for my sensitive daughter and her perfect comedic timing.
Every now and then, the Squid will come running upstairs all in a dither calling for me. She'll have me convinced that she urgently needs something. When I turn to acknowledge her, she'll have a concerned look, hold a hand right up to her face, then reveal one of these cats sitting in the palm of her hand. She doesn't say a word. She doesn't have to. Even when I'm making dinner, I'll turn around for just a moment, and when I turn back, Meow!

You may think this game of cat and mouse (ha), would get old. But you have to remember with whom you're dealing. Squid's timing is impeccable. She'll rarely, if ever, over-do a joke. She is patient enough to wait for the perfect moment. If I don't find the toy quickly enough, she's happy to wait it out. It's all in the timing. I have been referring to these dang cat attacks as "Kittens in My Everything." As if to anticipate the perfect ending to this blog, little Bear loaded up my camera, without saying a word, with the photos of the real cat. Imagine my joy when I found these pics.
Literally, I do have "Kittens in My Everything!" I think it's time to have a 100% outside cat policy!
Just when I least expect it, one of my daughters strategically places one of these feline miniatures where Mom will run into it. The best part is: nobody says a word. These critters could be hanging out for days waiting for me to find them. They end up in the most random hide-outs that you can't help but break down laughing when you find them.
One evening, I came home from work and walked in the garage door. Sitting on the dryer inside the door was an upside-down, red, plastic cup with a note on top. "For Mom. Don't worry, it's not a spider or anything gross." Under the cup sat one of the tiny cats.
On another occassion, my sweet daughter must have picked up the vibe that I was having a particularly awful day. When I approached the door to the house, there hanging from the garage door opener button wires were two little kittens. I immediately forgot my troubles and thanked God for my sensitive daughter and her perfect comedic timing.

You may think this game of cat and mouse (ha), would get old. But you have to remember with whom you're dealing. Squid's timing is impeccable. She'll rarely, if ever, over-do a joke. She is patient enough to wait for the perfect moment. If I don't find the toy quickly enough, she's happy to wait it out. It's all in the timing. I have been referring to these dang cat attacks as "Kittens in My Everything." As if to anticipate the perfect ending to this blog, little Bear loaded up my camera, without saying a word, with the photos of the real cat. Imagine my joy when I found these pics.Literally, I do have "Kittens in My Everything!" I think it's time to have a 100% outside cat policy!
Friday, May 1, 2009
Anyone Need a Photographer?
If so, I know some good ones. But if you want a crazy lady with a camera (they're more fun), then please, call me. I have been having so much fun with my camera. See look!!!




Aren't my kidlets gorgeous? I'm lucky to have beautiful subjects to photograph.




Aren't my kidlets gorgeous? I'm lucky to have beautiful subjects to photograph.But seriously, what a fun job to be a photographer. I'm available most weekends to take your family's pictures, or I'm available ANY day to take your family's pictures for $100 an hour. However, please remember, it is not my fault if they don't turn out as nice as these. Remember, the subjects here have unparalleled beauty, so they make it appear as though I have some mad photo skills, which truth be told, I do not! I take pictures for the sheer joy of it! If they happen to turn out fantastic, well, that's a bonus. See......bonus:

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