Top 10 Reasons I Should Quit Drinking Diet Coke
10 - The mountain of cans in the garage I'll never recycle
9 - I would not miss important photo opps of my children because I'm waiting for the foam to go down
8 - I won't be late to work because I have to stop at Maverik
7 - I won't have to hide my stash at girls' camp
6 - There'd be less stains on my carpet from the cats tipping over my leftovers at night
5 - I could keep my hands at the appropriate 10 and 2 position instead of protecting the cup when I turn
4 - I wouldn't have to pee half way through every movie
3 - It won't be the end of the world when my Applebee's switches to a Pepsi joint
2 - The Pepsi/Coke debate wouldn't tear apart our home
1 - Maybe I would hydrate with real water more than once every two weeks
But there's only one good reason why I don't quit. I DON'T WANT TO!!!
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